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My Wish for You!
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words ............
May 2009 be the best year of your life!

I did a movie with  Tony Cox (Bad Santa, etc.) "The Mail Man" as his Sex Therapist! 

When things go wrong...

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Success is failure turned inside out,
The silver tint on the clouds of doubt,
And you can never tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar.
So, stick to the fight when you're hardest hit
It's when things go wrong that you mustn't quit.  —Unknown

Professional comedian....Paid weekly Regular at The Comedy Store!!! ... Precision Driver ...Violist, drummer (what a combo!), voiceover artist and own and ride horses! FUN!

Corporate entertainment comedian.....I emcee, host and perform comedy at corporate events, charity events and celebrity events....

Only genius can see genius....mediocrity likes mediocrity....
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and I could say, "I used everything that you gave me." -  Erma Bombeck (love her!)

Check me out at www.SirComedy.com as The HOT comedian of the month! (interview on site)   My voiceover spot won a telly award!... 

I am an animal loving comic who gives a lot of my time to charities and rescues...who always tries to have my heart in the right place...

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow!!! What a Ride!!!"

 

"Birds pick at the best fruit." Bette Davis

My name is NOW on the outside wall of The Comedy Store!!!! Yippee!!!!
I was on the marquis (for all of Sunset Blvd to see) less than a year after I was passed first time through as a regular at The Comedy Store.

"The worst part of success is to try to find someone
who is happy for you." Bette Midler 

What is new in Barbie Land-Look at the photo above!!!
 
I co hosted an event for Children's Cancer  we had fun raising money!  People shaved their heads for donations!...
"GREAT spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."

Diva and I shot a sitcom for "Ella and Me" Diva and I just shot a documentary for disabled animals. I played celebrity poker at The Las Vegas Comedy festival...and made it to the final round!...and hosted an event for The American Red Cross.

I and Diva (my dog) hosted a charity event for Netpets (for the fostering of military pets) and several other rescue groups including PetOrphansFund and Paw'd Squad in conjunction with The Girl Scouts  (fun for all!) ) WE LOVE helping charities!  We also perform comedy together....We were interviewed for ACCESS HOLLYWOOD and filmed for Inside Edition...we were on GOOD DAY LA also (for another event)....! Diva and I shot for Ripley's Believe It or Not and For E! Entertainment's new fashion show....Our photo is in the new NYC 411 pets directory! 

I have been doing a lot of very varied voiceover jobs...including cartoons, puppets, vignettes, movies...and commercials


"THE Ultimate Car Girl"-Gear Magazine Show.....if you have a television car show...I AM the Host for it!!!....

I was a Celebrity Judge for the Ms. California Pageant (Make A Wish and Windows of Hope)....also a celebrity presenter for a Big Brothers Big Sisters event.

I am also a several time published POET

Maxim's Blender magazine (again)...this time as the body double for Christina Aguilera...last time was a two page photo spread with Bubba Sparks

"If you are not living on the edge...you are taking up too much space!"

Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.

Sealed Genius IQ ...yet stink at trivial pursuit and crossword puzzles!

Paid Regular at The Comedy Store.

I work FANTASTIC with amphibians and plants.....
I am no longer afraid of heights ever since the chandelier and monkey incident..........

"I am not worried about looking stupid....I am concerned about not learning enough" Barbie O




 "Don't say it...if you can't do it"....Barbie

A Wish

For You and Your's

*  Comfort on difficult days  *

*  Smiles when sadness intrudes  *

*  Rainbows to follow the clouds  *

*  Laughter to kiss your lips  *

*  Sunsets to warm your heart  *

*  Gentle hugs when spirits sag *

*  Friendships to brighten your being  *

*  Beauty for your eyes to see  *

*  Confidence for when you doubt  *

*  Faith so that you can believe  *

*  Courage to know yourself  *

*  Patience to accept the truth  *

*  And love to complete your life  *

 

May God Bless You and Your's Always!

 

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